At long last, my new computer finally arrived. She's abso-freakin'-lutely breathtaking! I made all my co-workers swing by my office to soak in her beauty. Then I sent j an e-mail to tell him about my baby's arrival (and admittedly, to gloat - just a little). Here's how the exchange went:
my e-mail:
it's here!
i'm so excited.
i think i just peed my pants.
gotta go...
j
j's response:
bastard.
j
innuendo
Next scene - Terry's sitting on my chair, slouching forward on one of my filing cabinets. Sharri's hanging out beside him. I'm standing in front of my new G5 and 23" Apple Cinema display, standing back to admire it after unpacking it.
Me: I'm in love.
Terry: Me too.
Me (jokingly): It's so sexy. I think i'm getting a hard-on just from staring at it.
Terry (from my chair): Me too. (pause) Ummm...I can't stand up right now.
While the two of us keel over giggling like immature little schoolboys, Sharri laughingly exclaims that we're making her feel uncomfortable with our disclosures.
I'm tempted to bring the empty boxes home and placing them on my desk - just so I can pretend that I have a jazz-matazz computer at home too. Or maybe, I'll just relent and shell out the cash for one of her sisters.
the mac guy comes in monday to set it up for me. can't wait. i know it's completely dorky, but i'll probably post photos at a later date.
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