Saturday, April 09, 2005

training wheels

I returned potential boss man's (henceforth called PBM) call today. It started something like this...

Me: Hey, what's going on?
PBM: [hiccup] Sorry, I have the hiccups.
PBM: I'm having a beer - I'm not sure if it's helping or making it worse.
Me: Well, maybe if you drink it with your head between your legs or something...
Me: So, what else is up?
PBM: I'm teaching my daughter to...[hiccup]...ride a bike.
Me: For a second there, I thought you were going to say you were teaching her to drink!
PBM: She is a little wobbly. Maybe it would help keep her steady.

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