Looking for a GOD.
This is a full-time position that may require working some Sundays.
Hopefully it will lead to an on call P/T position.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER
You are an independent GOD of no particular religion, you have worldly exp. and a sense of humour. You have patience & understanding, you are non-judgemental & full of forgiveness. (No angry or vengeful GODS need apply).
WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER
A challenge. I am lazy, unmotivated (it took me years just to place this ad). I am also high maintenance, insecure, & feel lost. I've also been told I am self-centered. However, I am willing to try & change with your help & guidance. If this sounds of interest to you, please send me your resume & cover letter w/ salary expectations. I would prefer all GODS to use the box # below. If however, you feel the need to use "divine intervention" please make it clear. Box # 613-1755 Robson Street, Van. V6G 3B7
Note: If any person out there has a similar GOD to the one I'm seeking & doesn't mind sharing, please use the box # above as well. Thank you.
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